Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a nation's slumbers, Ringing wrong but similar numbers.

The further through life I drift the more obvious it becomes that I am lacking in thrift.

Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.

Stuyvesant chats with Kelly and Katz, The professor warms to the broker, And life is good in the brotherhood Of an air-conditioned smoker.

A lady wants to be dressed exactly like everybody else but she gets pretty up- set if she sees anybody else dressed exactly like her.

Miranda in Miranda's sight is old, gray and dirty; Twenty-nine she was last night; This morning she is thirty.

A cough is something that you yourself cant help, but everybody else does on purpose just to torment you.