Some one invented the telephone, And interrupted a nation's slumbers, Ringing wrong but similar numbers.

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.

Stuyvesant chats with Kelly and Katz, The professor warms to the broker, And life is good in the brotherhood Of an air-conditioned smoker.

I don't care how unkind the things people say about me so long as they don't say them to my face.

Too much Chablis can make you whablis.

Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.

God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.