A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.
Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is.
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.
When a lady's erotic life is vexed God knows what God is coming next.
When you're wrong admit it, when you're right, shut up.