God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
The reason for much matrimony is patrimony.
Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.
How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!
He is not drunk, who from the floor, can rise and stand and shout for more