There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the vermouth- I think that perhaps it's the gin.
The reason for much matrimony is patrimony.
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
Smallpox is natural; vaccine ain't.
Maybe I couldn't be dafter, But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after.
The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.