Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
Then here's to the heartening wassail, Wherever good fellows are found; Be its master instead of its vassal, and order the glasses around.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave, when they think that their children are naive.
An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.