The reason for much matrimony is patrimony.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Another good thing about gossip is that it is within everybody's reach, And it is much more interesting than any other form of speech.
Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.
The dog is man's best friend. He has a tail on one end. Up in front he has teeth. And four legs underneath.
Sleep is perverse as human nature, Sleep is perverse as a legislature, Sleep is as forward as hives or goiters, And where it is least desired, it loiters.