I'm like a backward berry, Unripened on the vine, For all my friends are fifty, And I'm only forty-nine.
If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.
I believe that people believe what they believe they believe.
The codfish is a staple food For which I'm seldom in the mood. This fish is such an utter loss That people eat it with egg sauce.