At another year I would not boggle Except that when I jog I joggle.

There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the vermouth- I think that perhaps it's the gin.

O thrice unhappy home Whose master doesn't know the difference between a watt and an ohm!

Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window.

I test my bath before I sit, And I'm always moved to wonderment That what chills the finger not a bit Is so frigid upon the fundament.

You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't.