There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.

Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early?

Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.

People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it.

One rule which woe betides the banker who fails to heed it/Never lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it.

A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.