Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath. They bury bones in hideaways And half the time they trot sideaways.

O money, money, money. I'm not necessarily one of those who think thee holy, but I often stop to wonder how thou canst go out so fast when thou comest in so slowly.

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

Any kiddie in school can love like a fool, But Hating, my boy, is an Art.

Neath tile or thatch That man is rich Who has a scratch For every itch.

Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money?