The codfish is a staple food For which I'm seldom in the mood. This fish is such an utter loss That people eat it with egg sauce.

A bit of talcum Is always walcum.

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

Here's a good rule of thumb; too clever is dumb.

One would be in less danger From the wiles of the stranger If one's own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.

And you stagger down to break your fast. Greasy bacon and lacquered eggs And coffee composed of frigid dregs.

Time is so old and love so brief, love is pure gold and time a thief. We're late, darling, we're late, The curtain descends, everything ends, too soon, too soon.