The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. The highest form of wisdom is to get drunk and go to pieces. Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.

The noblest lord is ushered in By the practicing physician, And the humblest lout is ushered out By a certified mortician. And in between, they find their foyers Alive with summonses from lawyers.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

When there are monsters there are miracles.

When a lady's erotic life is vexed God knows what God is coming next.

Authors of all races, be they Greeks, Romans, Teutons, or Celts, Can't seem just to say anything is the thing it is but have to go out of their way to say that it is like something else.

Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you.