Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope.

Women would rather be right than reasonable.

Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money?

But children, hark! Your mother would rather, When you arrived, have been your father.

Among other things I think humor is a shield, a weapon, a survival kit. So here we are several billion of us, crowded into our global concentration camp for the duration. How are we to survive? Solemnity is not the answer, any more than witless and irresponsible frivolity is. I think our best chance lies in humor, which in this case means a wry acceptance of our predicament. We don't have to like it but we can at least recognize its ridiculous aspects, one of which is ourselves.

He without benefit of scruples - His fun and money soon quadruples.

The old men know when an old man dies.