Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope.
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs.
Why did the Lord give use so much quickness unless it was to avoid responsibility?
All husbands are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.
You are much happier when you are happy than when you ain't.