But children, hark! Your mother would rather, When you arrived, have been your father.

Where there is a monster, there is a miracle.

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.

And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more.

To maintain your marriage brimming, with really like in the wedding cup, anytime you are incorrect, admit it each time you're proper, shut up.

How Sunday into Monday melts!

Some debts are fun while you are acquiring them, But none are fun when you set about retiring them.