When there are monsters there are miracles.
A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Where there is a monster, there is a miracle.
Nobody agrees with anybody else anyhow, but adults conceal it and infants show it.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.