I'd rather be a great bad poet than a good bad poet.

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

The doctor gets you when you're born, The preacher, when you marry, And the lawyer lurks with costly clerks If too much on you carry. Professional men, they have no cares; Whatever happens, they get theirs.

The burnt child, urged by rankling ire, Can hardly wait to get back at the fire.

In the world of mules there are no rules.

I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.

Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money?