What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
A pest is a person who can talk like an encyclopedia, and does.
A man is known by the silence he keeps.
There is always room at the top - after the investigation.
Gather kittens while you may, Time brings only sorrow; And the kittens of today; Will be old cats tomorrow.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.