Only the young die good.

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

To babble is to make a feminine noise somewhat resembling the sound of a brook, but with less meaning.

A kiss is a course of procedure cunningly devised, for the mutual stopage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.

A pest is a person who can talk like an encyclopedia, and does.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.

A man is known by the silence he keeps.