Many are called but few get up.
I would like to throw an egg into an electric fan.
Diplomacy is living in state.
Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember.
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
When I go abroad I always sail from Boston because it is such a pleasant place to get away from.