Only the young die good.

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.

Gather kittens while you may, Time brings only sorrow; And the kittens of today; Will be old cats tomorrow.

Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.

An epicure is one who gets nothing better than the cream of everything but cheerfully makes the best of it.

A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without any hope of fame and money, but even... without any hope of doing it well.

Only the young die good.