I would like to throw an egg into an electric fan.

An epicure is one who gets nothing better than the cream of everything but cheerfully makes the best of it.

Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember.

A man is known by the silence he keeps.

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

To babble is to make a feminine noise somewhat resembling the sound of a brook, but with less meaning.