A pest is a person who can talk like an encyclopedia, and does.
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
There is always room at the top - after the investigation.
A kiss is a course of procedure cunningly devised, for the mutual stopage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.
Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember.