If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs.
A man is known by the silence he keeps.
Tact is to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.
Gather kittens while you may, Time brings only sorrow; And the kittens of today; Will be old cats tomorrow.
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gains a certain polish.