A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.
There is always room at the top - after the investigation.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
A pest is a person who can talk like an encyclopedia, and does.
A rolling stone gathers no moss, but it gains a certain polish.
A kiss is a course of procedure cunningly devised, for the mutual stopage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.