Modesty: the gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.

Only the young die good.

Some take their gold in minted mold, and some in harps thereafter, but give me mine in bubbles fine and keep the change in laughter.

Gather kittens while you may, Time brings only sorrow; And the kittens of today; Will be old cats tomorrow.

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.

Many are called but few get up.