A man is known by the silence he keeps.
Many are called but few get up.
Tact is to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
I would like to throw an egg into an electric fan.
A kiss is a course of procedure cunningly devised, for the mutual stopage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.