A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.

Tact is to lie about others as you would have them lie about you.

Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember.

A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without any hope of fame and money, but even... without any hope of doing it well.

When I go abroad I always sail from Boston because it is such a pleasant place to get away from.

If some people got their rights they would complain of being deprived of their wrongs.

What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.