If the money's right, I'll do a film.

I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.

You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.

Awe and respect are two different things.

I like the effect drink has on me.

I have made many serious statements - I just can't remember any of them. I guess they mustn't have been very important.

I believe my woman shouldn't work outside the home.