I wouldn't like to see a chick of mine taking her clothes off and kissing a fellow on screen. And my girls must get very hurt when they see me doing it.

Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums.

You get so weak from eating pears that you fall down, and then they come and take you away on a stretcher.

If the money's right, I'll do a film.

I'm not as thrilled with myself as I used to be.

I've been drinking. Now I'm going to drink some more.

But the trouble is that when you drink it, you invariably meet other people drinking it.