Knowledge is the best eraser in the world for disharmony, distrust, despair, and the endless physical deficiencies of man.

An atheist is a man who looks through a telescope and tries to explain what he can't see.

One good thing about punctuality is that it's a sure way to help you enjoy a few minutes of privacy.

You're never quite sure how you feel about a neighbor until a 'For Sale' sign suddenly appears in front of his house.

An error doesn't become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.

Nothing adds to a person's leisure time like doing things when they are supposed to be done.

True love doesn't consist of holding hands, it consists of holding hearts.