Oh, don't cough, Ernest. When one is dictating one should speak fluently and not cough. Besides, I don't know how to spell a cough.
I suppose society is wonderfully delightful. To be in it is merely a bore. But to be out of it is simply a tragedy.
There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose.
The secret of remaining young is never to have an emotion that is unbecoming.
A man who marries without knowing Bunbury has a very tedious time of it.
The tragedy of growing old is not that one is old but that one is young.