There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
Oscar WildeThe only thing worse than being misquoted is being sentenced to two years' hard labour for buggery
Oscar WildeThe one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.
Oscar WildeI love scrapes. They are the only things that are never serious." "Oh, that's nonsense, Algy. You never talk anything but nonsense." "Nobody ever does.
Oscar WildeNothing is so dangerous as being too modern; one is apt to grow old fashioned quite suddenly.
Oscar WildeI never approve, or disapprove, of anything now. It is an absurd attitude to take towards life.
Oscar WildeI am but too conscious of the fact that we are born in an age when only the dull are treated seriously, and I live in terror of not being misunderstood.
Oscar WildeIn the old times men carried out their rights for themselves as they lived, but nowadays every baby seems born with a social manifesto in its mouth much bigger than itself.
Oscar WildeShe wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman.
Oscar WildeYou have killed my love. You used to stir my imagination. Now you don't even stir my curiosity. You simply produce no effect. I loved you because you were marvelous, because you had genius and intellect, because you realized the dreams of great poets and gave shape and substance to the shadows of art. You have thrown it all away. You are shallow and stupid
Oscar WildePeople are very fond of giving away what they need most themselves. It is what I call the depth of generosity.
Oscar WildeWickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others.
Oscar WildeJACK That is nonsense. If I marry a charming girl like Gwendolen, and she is the only girl I ever saw in my life that I would marry, I certainly won't want to know Bunbury. ALGERNON Then your wife will. You don't seem to realize, that in married life three is company and two is none. JACK That, my dear young friend, is the theory that the corrupt French Drama has been propounding for the last fifty years. ALGERNON Yes; and that the happy English home has proved in half the time.
Oscar WildeEveryone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.
Oscar WildeWomen treat us [men] like humanity treats gods โ they worship us and keep bothering us to do something.
Oscar WildeUnless one is wealthy there is no use in being a charming fellow. Romance is the privilege of the rich, not the profession of the unemployed. The poor should be practical and prosaic. It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Oscar WildeThe only way to even approach doing something perfectly is through experience, and experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
Oscar WildeI suppose society is wonderfully delightful. To be in it is merely a bore. But to be out of it is simply a tragedy.
Oscar WildeIt takes great deal of courage to see the world in all its tainted glory, and still to love it.
Oscar WildeI can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves.
Oscar WildeHe was always late on principle, his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time.
Oscar WildeAll art is immortal. For emotion for the sake of emotion is the aim of art, and emotion for the sake of action is the aim of life.
Oscar WildeEducation is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
Oscar WildePlain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women's husbands.
Oscar WildeSociety, civilized society at least, is never very ready to believe anything to the detriment of those who are both rich and fascinating. It feels instinctively that manners are of more importance than morals, and, in its opinion, the highest respectability is of much less value than the possession of a good chef.
Oscar WildeDon't imagine that your perfection lies in accumulating or possessing external things. Your affection is inside of you.
Oscar WildeMy dear Algy, you talk exactly as if you were a dentist. It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't a dentist. It produces false impression
Oscar WildeOrdinary people waited till life disclosed to them its secrets, but to the few, to the elect, the mysteries of life were revealed before the veil was drawn away. Sometimes this was the effect of art, and chiefly of the art of literature, which dealt immediately with the passions and the intellect.
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