Yes, I did bite the head off of a dove. Yes, I did bite the head off of a bat. It's a stupid thing to do, but I did it.

You can't kill Rock 'n' Roll. It's here to stay

I didn't think anything we did was spectacular. I remember we thought, 'Let's just write some scary music.'

Everything that I think is good is bad, and everything that I think is bad is good.

I'll buy myself some plastic water, I should have married Lennon's daughter.

When you get to 60, the word "retirement" comes in on every conversation.

I grew up having to piss in a bucket ’cos there was no indoor shitter, and now I have these computerised Japanese super-loo things that have heated seats and wash and blow-dry your arse at the touch of a button. Give it a couple of years and I’ll have a bog with a robot arm that pulls out my turds, so I don’t have to strain.