There are no impossible dreams.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

The first question that comes out of everybody's mouth, 'Did you bite the head off a bat?' And I did, so, next.

I'd rather see twenty thousand smiling faces than twenty thousand crying people.

There are no unwinnable wars.

Randy [Rhoads] was laid to rest at a place called Mountain View Cemetery, where his grandparents were buried. I made a vow there and then to honour his death every year by sending flowers. Unlike most of my vows, I kept it. But I’ve never been back to his graveside. I’d like to go there again one day, before I finally join him on the other side.

I am a raging alcoholic, but I don't want my kids to do the same.