At Epcot Center the Disney corporation has focused its attention on two things greatly in need of Disneyfication: the tedious future and the annoying whole wide world.

Abstract anger is great for rhetorical carrying on. You can go on endlessly about the post office, but it doesn't mean you're mad at your mailman.

On Michael Moore TV show, when he went to the home of the guy who invented the car alarm and set off all the car alarms on the block... pretty funny.

Politicians are wonderful people as longa as they stay away from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.

The America's Cup is like driving your Lamborgini to the Gran Prix track to watch the charter buses race.

Russian cars are silly. They look like imports drawn by a cartoonist for a UAW newsletter.

Microeconomics is about money you don't have, and macroeconomics is about money the government is out of.