The dominant type of humor in the '60s was essentially defensive and self-deprecating, using humor as a shield.

Every generation finds the drug it needs.

As a libertarian I believe we should have a federal government simple and circumscribed enough to be run by an average, dull, normal American. With George W. Bush we have half the equation in place.

Never fight an inanimate object.

Mike Kelly [from The Atlantic] called me up and said he could pay me less money.

This country is so urbanized we think low-fat milk comes from cows on Nutri/System weight-loss plans.

People think the free market is a philosophy, they think that it is a creed. It is none of those things. Free market is a bathroom scale, it is a measuring tape, it's simply a measurement.