Gay marriage acceptance is happening in the blink of an eye.
When you think of the good old days, think one word: dentistry.
All change is bad. But sometimes it has to be done.
Like Rick in Casablanca: "We'll always have Paris." When what we'll always have is, like, Brooklyn and arguments about [Lev] Trotsky.
Distracting a politician from governing is like distracting a bear from eating your baby.
I'll pick "I'm kidding" anytime over "I'm lying."