That happy sense of purpose people have when standing up for a principle they haven't really been knocked down for yet.

What use is it to endure the Dutch Rubs and Indian Rope Burns that are politics if you can't obtain mastery over people and give them noogies back?

We have no one to blame for the Kennedys but ourselves. We took the Kennedys to heart of our own accord. And it is my opinion that we did it not because we respected them or thought what they proposed was good, but because they were pretty. We, the electorate, were smitten by this handsome, vivacious family. . . . We wanted to hug their golden tousled heads to our dumpy breasts.

The American political system is like fast food - mushy, insipid, made out of disgusting parts of things and everybody wants some.

Self-interest leads to honing your skills, the better to trade with.

Women are successful in the business world because the business world was created by men. Men are babies. And women areGood With Kids.

During the mid-1980s dairy farmers decided there was too much cheap milk at the supermarket. So the government bought and slaughtered 1.6 million dairy cows. How come the government never does anything like this with lawyers?