It remains to be seen which program will cause greater societal damage: China's one-child policy or America's one-parent policy.

Politics is the art of achieving prestige and power without merit.

West Germans are tall, pink, pert and orthodontically corrected, with hands, teeth and hair as clean as their clothes and clothes as sharp as their looks. Except for the fact that they all speak English pretty well, they're indistinguishable from Americans.

Government conspiracy? They can't even deliver our mail and it's got our address on it and everything!

I'm old enough to remember when the air over American cities was a lot dirtier than it is now.

People love to be told what they know already. It's not so much that what they say is wrong, though Ann Coulter does seem to be completely crazy.

Never serve oysters in a month that has no paycheck in it.