Globalization is simply opening the free marketplace to encompass the entire world.

Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner."

God has no role to play in politics except to make sure politicians go where they belong. To hell.

I'm a rather decisive type.

Vegetables are something God invented to let women get even with their children.

In 1970 or '71, early in the magazine, Michael O'Donoghue did maybe eight pages of a 1958 yearbook, from Ezra Taft Benson High School. But by the time the [book-length] high-school yearbook came around, he didn't want to be involved.

The old woman was not only ugly with the ugliness age brings us all but showed signs of formidable ugliness by birth - pickle-jar chin, mainsail ears and a nose like a trigonometry problem. What's more, she had the deep frown and snit wrinkles that come from a lifetime of bad character.