Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies.

We should never hesitate to listen to a fool about life because life is pretty foolish as far as I can tell.

Think about last time you were broke ... now how well did it go with spending your way out of it? Did that work?

Some people are worried about the difference between right and wrong. I'm worried about the difference between wrong and fun.

Smoking crack is a way for people who couldn't afford college to study the works of Charles Darwin.

Hubris is one of the great renewable resources.

Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.