Apparently Bolivia is the key source of lithium in the world. So we're gonna trade the Saudis for the Bolivians.

The real truth about children is they don't speak the language very well. They're physically uncoordinated. And they are ignorant of our elaborate ideas about right and wrong.

Every generation finds the drug it needs.

Personally, I believe a rocking hammock, a good cigar, and a tall gin-and-tonic is the way to save the planet.

I'm old enough to remember when the air over American cities was a lot dirtier than it is now. You've probably never woken up early on a winter morning to the acid stink of coal smoke in the air, which was everywhere when I was a little kid. My grade school was heated with coal. Not only was coal used to generate electricity, it was without any scrubbers in the stacks.

Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.

In case we have to shoot Democrats. It happened during the Civil War, and it could happen again.