The America's Cup is like driving your Lamborgini to the Gran Prix track to watch the charter buses race.

I've always figured that if God wanted us to go to church a lot He'd have given us bigger behinds to sit on and smaller heads to think with.

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

We'll run this planet as we please, and if you don't like it, go back where we came from.

One nice thing about the Third World, you don't have to fasten your seat belt. (Or stop smoking. Or cut down on saturated fats.) It takes a lot off your mind when average life expectancy is forty-five minutes.

In England, all the English car companies were beginning to circle the drain in a series of well-deserved failures and bankruptcies, earned by making lousy products with very poor production at high prices. So, the government, back in the '70s, nationalized all the British car companies. The result was British Leyland, a name that perhaps doesn't resonate much with you.

No one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal