When Adam Smith was being incomprehensible, he didn't have the luxury of brief, snappy technical terms as a shorthand for incoherence.

I'm a member of the working press; you'd think I'd know better than to listen to journalists.

I'm really tired of virtue.

Apparently Bolivia is the key source of lithium in the world. So we're gonna trade the Saudis for the Bolivians.

The motorcycle is a device created by the team of God and Darwin to rid the world of useless young males.

Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.

Haitians weren't screwed-up, but everything political, intellectual, and material around them is.