Journalists are notoriously easy to kid. All you have to do is speak to a journalist in a very serious tone of voice, and he will be certain that you are either telling the truth or a big, important lie.

Lust, Pride, Sloth, and Gluttony, or, as we call them these days, "getting in touch with your sexuality," "raising your self-esteem," "relaxation therapy," and "being a recovered bulimic."

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free.

Russian cars are silly. They look like imports drawn by a cartoonist for a UAW newsletter.

Dating is the social engagement with the threat of sex at its conclusion.

Journalists are notoriously easy to kid. All you have to do is speak to a journalist in a very serious tone of voice, and he will be certain that you are either telling the truth or a big, important lie.

The motorcycle is a device created by the team of God and Darwin to rid the world of useless young males.