Never fight an inanimate object.

It is easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities they do. Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it. In fact, cats possess so many of the same qualities as people that it is often hard to tell the people and the cats apart.

There's something about Marxism that brings out warts; the only kind of growth this economic system encourages.

If I bring anything to the table, it's the fact that not everybody realizes they're funny. So I just point a finger.

Now majority rule is a precious, sacred thing worth dying for. But like other precious, sacred things .... it's not only worth dying for; it can make you wish you were dead. Imagine if all life were determined by majority rule. Every meal would be a pizza.

Politics should be limited in scope to ware, protection of property, and the occasional precautionary beheading of a member of the ruling class.

When a thing defies physical law, there's usually politics involved.