The question nowadays is not what makes government work. The question is how do we make it stop.
P. J. O'RourkeTaxi drivers all over the world, by the way, are under Newspaper Guild contract to give easy quotes to foreign correspondents.
P. J. O'RourkeGood manners consist of doing precisely what everyone thinks should be done, especially when no one knows quite what that is.
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