Civilization is an enormous improvement on the lack thereof.

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.

In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of them to death, impeached one and hounded another out of office. And when all else fails, we hold an election and assassinate their character.

Fishing... is a sport invented by insects and you are the bait.

Poverty can't be eliminated by punishing people who've escaped poverty.

Popular culture has become engorged, broadening and thickening until it's the only culture anyone notices.

What would annoy the most people most often? That is the true left-wing test of government intervention.