A politician who commends himself as 'caring' and 'sensitive' because he wants to expand the government's charitable programs is merely saying that he's willing to do good with other peoples' money.

You can't shame or humiliate modern celebrities. What used to be called shame and humiliation is now called publicity.

Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.

Now majority rule is a precious, sacred thing worth dying for. But like other precious, sacred things .... it's not only worth dying for; it can make you wish you were dead. Imagine if all life were determined by majority rule. Every meal would be a pizza.

Satan probably wouldn't have talked so big if God had been his wife.

People have a right to my food, a right to my housing, and a right to my good job for my decent pay.

Whereas Rolling Stone, I just never had anything to do with them. I'd stop by the office maybe twice a year.