Fretting about overpopulation, is a perfect guilt-free - indeed, sanctimonious - way for "progressives" to be racists.

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.

Passover is my idea of a perfect holiday. Dear God, when you're handing out plagues of darkness, locusts, hail, boils, flies, lice, frogs, and cattle murrain, and turning the Nile to blood, and smiting firstborn, give me a pass, and tell me when it's over.

Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.

Little islands of human happiness, peace, and prosperity are so exceptional at this point in history that I'm not even sure we can draw lessons from them.

A nation with a goofy foreign policy needs a very serious policy of defense.

Those who do not know history are probably also not doing well in English or math. P.J. O'Rourke