Adam Smith's huge failure was the fact that he did not foresee the industrial revolution.

Men generally pay for all expenses on a date ... either sex, however, may bring a little gift, its value to be determined by the bizarrness of the sexual request to be made later that evening.

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.

First and foremost: Feed people.

There's something about Marxism that brings out warts; the only kind of growth this economic system encourages.

Maybe a nation that consumes as much booze and dope as we do and has our kind of divorce statistics should pipe down about "character issues."

With the war in Iraq, I had the cooperation of the Department of Defense. Kuwait was pretty eager to get American journalists in there, to show us what a wonderful place they are, and what great allies they are to America, even though they didn't actually fight in the war.