Actually, there is no way of making vomiting courteous. You have to do the next best thing, which is to vomit in such a way that the story you tell about it later will be amusing.
P. J. O'RourkeI went back to bumming around New York, writing freelance stuff for Car & Driver and such.
P. J. O'RourkeHumans have trouble with economics, as you may have noticed, and not just because economic circumstances sometimes cause them to starve. Humans seem to have an innate inability to pay attention to economic principles.
P. J. O'RourkePredicting innovation is something of a self-canceling exercise: the most probable innovations are probably the least innovative.
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