If the Japanese want to be taken seriously as world financial powers, they'd better quit using the same tailor as variety show chimps.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

I'm old enough to remember when the air over American cities was a lot dirtier than it is now.

Los Angeles is many places in one place.

All change is bad. But sometimes it has to be done.

I'm here as a radio journalist but am not even sure which part of a tape recorder takes the pictures.

If you say a modern celebrity is an adulterer, a pervert and a drug addict, all it means is that you've read his autobiography.