If the Japanese want to be taken seriously as world financial powers, they'd better quit using the same tailor as variety show chimps.

Each child is biologically required to have a mother. Fatherhood is a well-regarded theory, but motherhood is a fact.

Idealism is based on big ideas. And, as anybody who has ever been asked "What's the big idea?" knows, most big ideas are bad ones.

I'm old enough to remember when the air over American cities was a lot dirtier than it is now.

The political process consists entirely of politicians talking out of their butts.

I like Michael Moore, but I think of him more as a rabble-rouser.

Southern California is a nice place, if you could cut out the show-business cancer. It just keeps spreading.