There's nothing inherently lame about electricity. I've got a basement full of power tools that all operate with electricity, and they're manly items. And when you see a great big locomotive hauling a mile of freight cars, that's a hybrid. A lot of people don't understand that.

Cars would be safer on rails!

Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.

The wonder is that communism lasted so long. But then again, modern poetry lasted a long time, too.

Southern California is a nice place, if you could cut out the show-business cancer. It just keeps spreading.

A world government run by the UN will be like getting an old, purblind, half-deaf substitute teacher.

Australia is not very exclusive. On the visa application they still ask if you've been convicted of a felony - although they are willing to give you a visa even if you haven't been.