Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.
P. J. O'RourkeLust, Pride, Sloth, and Gluttony, or, as we call them these days, "getting in touch with your sexuality," "raising your self-esteem," "relaxation therapy," and "being a recovered bulimic."
P. J. O'RourkeThere aren't many political humorists. Dave Barry is excellent, but he doesn't do it much.
P. J. O'Rourke[Wave of bestselling conservative commentators] it's kind of like reading The Power Of Positive Thinking, or any other advice or how-to book. All they do is reassure people of their basic opinions, and then they can continue to act like they've always acted. I'd say it's time to move on to something else, but I don't know what it would be.
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