Anything that makes your mother cry is fun

I think Michael O'Donoghue felt he'd said what he wanted to say. In fact, nobody thought we could spin it out long enough to make a book.

I'm here as a radio journalist but am not even sure which part of a tape recorder takes the pictures.

Lampoon ran out of steam in the early '80s, and wasn't able to reinvent itself because it ran out of talent. People who wanted to do this kind of stuff could suddenly make $100,000 in Hollywood right out of college.

Sloths move at the speed of congressional debate but with greater deliberation and less noise.

Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.

Sometimes you need a B-2 bomber and sometimes you need your mother.