Anything that makes your mother cry is fun

Of course, the humans in Haiti have hope. They hope to leave.

Humor is, by its nature, more truthful than factual.

Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the teachers.

Fiscal conservatism is just an easy way to express something that is a bit more difficult, which is that the size and scope of government, and really the size and scope of politics in our lives, has grown uncomfortable, unwieldy, intrusive and inefficient.

Vegetables are something God invented to let women get even with their children.

It is easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities they do. Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it. In fact, cats possess so many of the same qualities as people that it is often hard to tell the people and the cats apart.