In the wake of Animal House, the stock briefly and quite wrongly shot up. So I love that movie.

It is easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess the same qualities they do. Cats are irresponsible and recognize no authority, yet are completely dependent on others for their material needs. Cats cannot be made to do anything useful. Cats are mean for the fun of it. In fact, cats possess so many of the same qualities as people that it is often hard to tell the people and the cats apart.

Maybe a vague president and an incompetent and somewhat corrupt administration is what the nation needs.

The Harvard Lampoon itself, which had a pretty stellar run in the '60s.

The only time a bachelor's bed is made is when it's in the factory.

There are twenty-seven specific complaints against the British Crown set forth in the Declaration of Independence. To modern ears they still sound reasonable. They still sound reasonable, in large part, because so many of them can be leveled against the federal government of the United States.

Everything that's fun in life is dangerous. And everything that isn't fun is dangerous too. It's impossible to be alive and safe.