The Australian language is easier to learn than boat talk. It has a vocabulary of about six words.
P. J. O'RourkeSome women want the strong silent type, so they can tell him to shut up and rearrange the furniture.
P. J. O'RourkePolitics should be limited in scope to ware, protection of property, and the occasional precautionary beheading of a member of the ruling class.
P. J. O'Rourke