I'm Liberace without a piano.

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.

I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.

I'm used to living alone, and I like it that way. You become so selfish living alone...I'd make a terrible husband anyway.

The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!