A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored.

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.

I'm used to living alone, and I like it that way. You become so selfish living alone...I'd make a terrible husband anyway.

Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage.

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.