I was obsessed with being rich and famous.
The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.
My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.
A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.
Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.